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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
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"I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."
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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
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"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Laughter
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
Disgrace
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
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