"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

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"You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting."

Meryl Streep, American Actress

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"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."

Jeri Ryan, American Actress

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"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."

Shirley MacLaine, American Actress

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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."

Lauren Bacall, American Actress

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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."

Richard Steele, British Dramatist

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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."

Julie Benz, American Actress

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"I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me."

Star Jones, American Entertainer

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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."

Dewitt Bodeen, American Screenwriter

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"My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble."

Imelda Marcos, Filipino Celebrity

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"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."

Patricia Heaton, American Actress

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"You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting."

"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."

"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."

"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."

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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."

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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."

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