"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."

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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."

"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."

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"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."

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