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"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."

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Catherine Deneuve, French Actress

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Rita Rudner, American Comedian

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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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Christopher Hampton, British Playwright

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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."

Julia Barr, American Actress

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Zsa Zsa Gabor, Hungarian Actress

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"My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three."

Ellen Barkin, American Actress

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"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."

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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."

Lou Costello, American Comedian

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"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."

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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."

"I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed."

"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."

"My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three."

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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."

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