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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"I'm just a husband waltzing in the background."
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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
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"Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door."
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"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
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"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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"If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
Husband
"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."
Disgrace
"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."
Committee
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
Television
"The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring."
Company
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
Evolution
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
Opportunity
"I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?"
Tax
"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."
Experience
"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
Congress
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