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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands."
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"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."
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"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
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"I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"In the house in Beverly Hills where our four children grew up, living conditions were a few thousand times improved over the old tenement on New York's East 93rd Street we Marx Brothers called home."
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"In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander."
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"Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us."
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