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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior.""
Car
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
People
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
Men
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Marriage
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
Time
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
Love
"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
Mother
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Men
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me."
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"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
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"I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing."
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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
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"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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