top of page
.png){kind=small}
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Husband quotes
"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."
"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
"Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands."
"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."
"My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl."
Explore more quotes by Rita Rudner
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
bottom of page