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"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble."
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"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
Divorce
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
Time
"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."
Men
"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
Love
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
Sex
"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
Life
"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
Love
"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
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"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
Love
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
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