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"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"Vadim was both my teacher and my husband. I placed myself entirely in his hands."
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"My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive."
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"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
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"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."
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"We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't."
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"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
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"To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer."
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"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
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"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
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"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?"
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"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
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