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"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone."
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"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."
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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy."
Man
"I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.'"
Health
"Stardom isn't a profession; it's an accident."
Accident
"When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise."
Actor
"A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you and how close you are, you stay an outsider. You are healthy."
Illness
"Imagination is the highest kite one can fly."
Imagination
"You can't start worrying about what's going to happen. You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now."
Now
"I am not a has-been. I am a will be."
Will
"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
Husband
"Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life."
Life
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