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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
Work
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Christmas
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me."
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"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
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"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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Personal Development
"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
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