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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"I'm just a husband waltzing in the background."
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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door."
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"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
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"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
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"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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"If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do."
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"My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Chance
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