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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone."
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"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
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"My husband does so many romantic things for me, it's absurd."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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"The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it."
Husband

"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends."
People

"I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it."
Woman

"I'd like to introduce someone who has just come into my life. I've admired him for 35 years. He's someone who represents integrity, honesty, art, and on top of that stuff I'm actually sleeping with him."
Art

"I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves."
Existence

"Sex is hardly ever just about sex."
Sex

"Someday perhaps change will occur when times are ready for it instead of always when it is too late. Someday change will be accepted as life itself."
Change

"A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused."
Will

"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused."
Will

"I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser."
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