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"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."
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"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."
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"My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble."
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"Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one."
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"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"My husband's a director, so he understands what I do."
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"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"All my six husbands married me for different reasons."
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"I deplore any action which denies artistic talent an opportunity to express itself because of prejudice against race origin."
Talent
"I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them."
People
"I'm no different from anybody else. If I don't have a card, I can't check out these books."
Books
"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it."
Wedding
"It looks like you're going to have to put up with us for another four years."
Years
"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."
Husband
"Now about those ghosts. I'm sure they're here and I'm not half so alarmed at meeting up with any of them as I am at having to meet the live nuts I have to see every day."
Day
"I have a strong tennis arm."
Tennis
"I won't lock my doors or bar them either if any of the old coots in the pictures out in the hall want to come out of their frames for a friendly chat."
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