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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
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"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
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"I'm just a husband waltzing in the background."
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"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."
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"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
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"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
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"The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives."
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"Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door."
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"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
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"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
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"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."
Love
"One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears."
Love
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married."
Sex
"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names."
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"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended."
Husband
"I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back."
Man
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
Divorce
"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?"
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"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
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"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."
Divorce
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