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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
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"I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed."
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
"But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do."
"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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