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"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
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"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."
"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."
"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
"But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted."
"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
"I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away."
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