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Rita Rudner

"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."

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Donna Grant

"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything."

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Donna Grant

"I'm not the one who was elected. I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."

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Donna Grant

"I'm just a husband waltzing in the background."

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Donna Grant

"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."

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Donna Grant

"I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view."

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Donna Grant

"A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight."

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Donna Grant

"I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way."

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Donna Grant

"My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am."

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Donna Grant

"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."

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Donna Grant

"I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person."

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Rita Rudner
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"

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Rita Rudner
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

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Rita Rudner
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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Rita Rudner
"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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Rita Rudner
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

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Rita Rudner
"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."

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Rita Rudner
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

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Rita Rudner
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."

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Rita Rudner
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

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Rita Rudner
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

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