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"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
"Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed."
"I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband."
"I'm fairly in tune with what's private with my husband and with me."
"I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it."
"I really take pride in the relationship that I have with my husband."
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
"I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he ever took out who actually ate anything on her plate, as opposed to pushing it around."
"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."
Explore more quotes by Rita Rudner
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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