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"I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed."
"And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have."
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting."
"My husband is a fall-away Catholic, but with a vengeance. He's actually more of a feminist than I am."
"But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do."
"A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed."
"I figure when you get married, it doesn't matter how much you earn or how much your husband earns, just as long as everything you do for the house is together, while still reserving some part of yourself to be yourself."
Explore more quotes by Rita Rudner
"I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose."
"The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him."
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
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