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Bed Quotes

"Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight."

"Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight."

Bob Geldof, Irish Actor

Bed, Day, End, Midnight

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"I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."

"I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."

Linda Evangelista, Canadian Model

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"Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday."

"Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday."

Melanie Griffith, American Actress

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"No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it."

"No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it."

Grace Slick, American Musician

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"My bed is actually two king beds put together."

"My bed is actually two king beds put together."

Cindy Margolis, American Model

13

"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."

"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."

Andrew Young, American Clergyman

12

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

11

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

Joan Rivers, American Comedian

Bed, Beds, Hate, Months

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"I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself."

"I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself."

Fred Savage, American Actor

Bed, Dress, Water

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"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."

"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."

Samuel Rutherford, Scottish Theologian

Bed, Heaven, Lying, Will

10

"I used to wear boxers and a tank top, but now I sleep in the nude. It's kind of weird, because I used to have to wear something to bed, whether it was a tank top or whatever. And now if I have any clothes at all on, it's really hard to get to sleep."

"I used to wear boxers and a tank top, but now I sleep in the nude. It's kind of weird, because I used to have to wear something to bed, whether it was a tank top or whatever. And now if I have any clothes at all on, it's really hard to get to sleep."

Laura Prepon, American Actress

Bed, Clothes, Now, Sleep

10

"Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me."

"Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me."

Rita Hayworth, American Actress

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"I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you'd come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn't need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied."

"I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you'd come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn't need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied."

Jeff Buckley, American Musician

Bed, Body, Hair, Harm

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"There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed."

"There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed."

Matthew McConaughey, American Actor

7

"I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers."

"I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers."

Linda Ronstadt, American Musician

Bed, Newspapers

7

"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."

"Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."

Michael Jackson, American Musician

7

"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."

"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."

Helen Hayes, American Actress

Bed, Christmas, First, Parting

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"Don't take tomorrow to bed with you."

"Don't take tomorrow to bed with you."

Norman Vincent Peale, American Clergyman

6

"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."

"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."

Olivia Newton-John, Australian Musician

6

"My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't."

"My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't."

Beverly Sills, American Musician

Bed, Career, Dignity, Quiet

6

"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."

"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."

Tanya Tucker, American Musician

Bed, Day, Months

6

"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."

"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."

Klaus Kinski, German Actor

Bed, Woman, Years

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"If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'"

"If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'"

Bob Guccione, American Publisher

Bed, Man, Question, Woman

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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."

"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."

Matthew McGrory, American Actor

6

"To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed."

"To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed."

Sidney Poitier, American Actor

6

"The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme."

"The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme."

Simon Newcomb, Canadian Mathematician

Bed, Evening, Night, Observation

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"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

Dave Matthews, South African Musician

6

"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."

"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."

DeForest Kelley, American Actor

6

"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."

"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."

Carl Perkins, American Musician

6

"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."

"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."

Wilson Mizner, American Dramatist

Bed, Embarrassment, Lady

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"I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me."

"I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

5

"A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried."

"A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried."

Garson Kanin, American Playwright

Bed, Eye, Longevity, Man

5

"The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty."

"The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty."

Walter Matthau, American Actor

Bed, First, Pretty

5

"What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course."

"What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course."

Marilyn Monroe, American Actress

5

"I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something."

"I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something."

Thomas Kretschmann, German Actor

Bed, Evening, Feeling, Today

5

"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

Linda Fiorentino, American Actress

Bed, Being, Sisters

5

"My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy."

"My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy."

Amanda Lear, French Musician

Bed, Italy, Talk

5

"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"

"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"

Daryl Hall, American Musician

5

"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."

"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."

Tori Spelling, American Actress

Bed, Habits, Night

5

"I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt."

"I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt."

Liza Minnelli, American Actress

5

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

5

"It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed."

"It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed."

Tina Turner, American Musician

Bed, Night, Pretty

5

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

Brad Pitt, American Actor

Bed, Being, Wind

5

"As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show."

"As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show."

Ben Vereen, American Actor

5

"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."

"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."

John Gielgud, English Actor

Bed, Doubt, Gentlemen

5

"My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made."

"My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made."

James Agate, British Critic

5

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

Phyllis Diller, American Comedian

5

"It's no treat being in bed with me."

"It's no treat being in bed with me."

Howard Stern, American Entertainer

5

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

James Thurber, American Comedian

4

"By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout."

"By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout."

Jo Brand, British Comedian

Bed, Drinking, Drugs, Feeling

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