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"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"
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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."
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"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."
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"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."
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"Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course."
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"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."
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"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."
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"If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens."
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"Chronic Lyme causes arthritis, heart problems, stroke - even death."
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"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"
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"This illness made it impossible for me to give my best effort to our audience, but now that it's been identified, I'm looking forward to a complete, quick recovery and to get back out there with John as soon as possible."
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