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"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"
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"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."
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"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."
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"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."
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"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."
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"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."
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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
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"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."
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"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."
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"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."
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"My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy."
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"Chronic Lyme causes arthritis, heart problems, stroke - even death."
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"I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!"
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"This illness made it impossible for me to give my best effort to our audience, but now that it's been identified, I'm looking forward to a complete, quick recovery and to get back out there with John as soon as possible."
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"If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens."
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