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"It's no treat being in bed with me."
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"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."
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"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."
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"I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start."
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"I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody."
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"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once."
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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."
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"I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself."
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"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."
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"And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it."
Emotional
"Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny."
First
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
Funny
"I don't talk about my salary."
Talk
"I will never feel successful."
Success
"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."
Events
"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
Choice
"There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air."
Question
"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."
People
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."
Religion
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