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"It's no treat being in bed with me."
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"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"
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"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."

"Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me."

"Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday."
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"And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it."

"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."

"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

"When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience."

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."

"'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales."
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