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Howard Stern

"It's no treat being in bed with me."

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"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

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"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

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"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"

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"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

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"A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right."

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"Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

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