"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."

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"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

Kristen Bell, American Actress

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"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."

Andrew Young, American Clergyman

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"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."

Liam Neeson, Irish Actor

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"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."

Helen Hayes, American Actress

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"We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers."

Laura Bush, American First Lady

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

Joan Rivers, American Comedian

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"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

John Dobbin, American Artist

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"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

Eleanor Roosevelt, American First Lady

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"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

Groucho Marx, American Comedian

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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

Brad Pitt, American Actor

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"I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced."

"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."

"In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly."

"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."

"We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers."

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

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"God help those who do not help themselves."

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"A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune."

"Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him."

"The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears."

"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."

"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something."

"If you count all your assets you always show a profit."