"She's a cool ghost. Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along."

"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"

"I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I'm trying to pull out of the ground that doesn't want to come out? I know I'll win."

"Absolutely not. I have no problem with commitment. In fact, I love having someone in my life."

"There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed."

"Life is a series of commas, not periods."