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"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"
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"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."
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"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."
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"The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."
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"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."
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"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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"On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired."
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"There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed."
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"It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civilians on the line for the misguided frustrations of the Bush administration."
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"You wear nothing but you wear it so well."
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"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"
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"Take what you can from your dreams, make them as real as anything."
Dream

"Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell."
Music

"I can't believe that we would lie in our graves wondering if we had spent our living days well. I can't believe that we would lie in our graves dreaming of things that we might have been."
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"A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me."
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"Tomorrow is no place to place your better days."
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"I fear that our true motivation is about oil and our own flailing economy; about the failure to destroy Al Qaeda and about revenge."
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