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"I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt."
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"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."
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"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."
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"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."
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"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."
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"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."
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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."
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"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."
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"I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years."
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"Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman."
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"My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy."
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"I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault."
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"Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish."
Time
"I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it. I always went to people who knew more than I did."
People
"He's a good tough producer, yes. But I don't think that he's unreasonable unless he feels threatened. And when somebody's in your home, I think everybody in the home gets threatened."
Home
"I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth."
Earth
"Whenever we were on a plane, we had a family."
Family
"I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore."
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"I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future."
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"But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through."
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"Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream."
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