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Joan Rivers

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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Asa Don Brown

"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."

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Asa Don Brown

"What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?"

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Asa Don Brown

"The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme."

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Asa Don Brown

"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

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Asa Don Brown

"I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning."

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Asa Don Brown

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

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Asa Don Brown

"It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room."

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Asa Don Brown

"You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed."

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Asa Don Brown

"I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning."

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Asa Don Brown

"But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes."

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Joan Rivers
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

Time

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Joan Rivers
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

People

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Joan Rivers
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

Beauty

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Joan Rivers
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

God

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Joan Rivers
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

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Joan Rivers
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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Joan Rivers
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

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Joan Rivers
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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Joan Rivers
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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Joan Rivers
"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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