"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

"As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show."

"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

"In so many interviews, they bring up the sexual aspect of the record. I've had some journalists say it sounds like I'm lying down in bed singing with a microphone. It gets so old!"

"I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though."

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