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"At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill."
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"If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song."
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"I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start."
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"I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody."
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"I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening."
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"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
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"Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once."
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"Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go."
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"I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself."
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"There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Time
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Control
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
Mother
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."
Sex
"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."
Audience
"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."
Advice
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
Man
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Dress
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
People
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
Money
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