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James Thurber

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

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"Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead."

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Amber Hurdle

"In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded."

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Amber Hurdle

"I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start."

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Amber Hurdle

"Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed."

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Amber Hurdle

"Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm."

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Amber Hurdle

"The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme."

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Amber Hurdle

"Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday."

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Amber Hurdle

"I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning."

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Amber Hurdle

"We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!"

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Amber Hurdle

"When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock."

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Amber Hurdle

"We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed."

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