"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."

"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."

"One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials."

"We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by."

"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."

"Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation."

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."

"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."

"Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it."