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"It's no use filling your pocket with money if you have got a hole in the corner."
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Personal Development
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket."
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Personal Development
"Waste is Criminal."
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Personal Development
"I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
Man
"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
Funny
"America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few."
America
"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."
People
"We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others."
Civilization
"The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living."
Education
"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies."
Enemy
"Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects."
Learning
"I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."
Day
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