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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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Personal Development

"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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Personal Development

"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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Personal Development

"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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Personal Development

"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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Personal Development

"I'm not a person that's walkin' down the street looking mean all day."
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Personal Development

"I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day."
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"There is a healthy fraternal rivalry, but nothing serious and we both have been looking for a project to do together. I guess he may direct me in a project some day."
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"I play piano every day."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government

"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
Being

"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
Man

"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
Man

"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."
People

"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
War

"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Money
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