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"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."
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"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased."

"America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks."
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"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."


"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."


"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."


"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?"


"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."


"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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