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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
People
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