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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"
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"People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player."
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"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
Being
"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
Man
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
Man
"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."
People
"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Money
"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
Funny
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
American
"America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few."
America
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