"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

Steven Wright, American Comedian

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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."

Loretta Lynn, American Musician

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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

Liam Neeson, Irish Actor

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"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Jean Kerr, American Playwright

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"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."

Paris Hilton, American Celebrity

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"We're all born bald, baby."

Telly Savalas, American Actor

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"When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden."

Carlos Santana, Mexican Musician

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"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."

Bernie Worrell, American Musician

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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."

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"The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs."

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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."

"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."

"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."

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"When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden."

"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."

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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."

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"The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor."

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs."

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"Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff."

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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."