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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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"Yet, in 1850 nearly all the railroads in the United States lay east of the Mississippi River, and all of them, even when they were physically mere extensions of one another, were separately owned and separately managed."
"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
"For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vibrato; I don't know what a flute is unless the person plays it for me."
"There's usually a rhythm and a melody in my head, and that creates an emotional state."
"The real problem was not the troops; the real problem was that only the United States had the infrastructure to do the transport of troops with big planes, and then who will pay?"
"You could have 50 different states having 50 different regulations... until they were all litigated out."
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
"A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people."
"The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living."
"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies."
"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."
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