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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

"It's a coup by the GOP to grab the governorship to California to make this place a safe haven for George W. Bush in 2004. It's incredible when you think about it. The recall cost the state $100 million."

"For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vibrato; I don't know what a flute is unless the person plays it for me."

"Many transition states have a well-defined preferred geometrical requirement."

"But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania."
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"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."


"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."


"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."


"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."


"Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it."


"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."


"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
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