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Will Rogers

"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

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"It's a coup by the GOP to grab the governorship to California to make this place a safe haven for George W. Bush in 2004. It's incredible when you think about it. The recall cost the state $100 million."

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"I think the United States is way behind the times."

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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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Amber Hurdle

"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."

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"For me it's the instrument. If I want to think of a flute and the state of the arts I hear a vibrato; I don't know what a flute is unless the person plays it for me."

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Amber Hurdle

"I think I'm constantly in a state of adjustment."

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"Many transition states have a well-defined preferred geometrical requirement."

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"But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania."

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