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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"Long before the thousand millions are here, the mighty centrifugal tendency, inherent in this stock and strengthened in the United States, will assert itself."
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"I think I'm constantly in a state of adjustment."
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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."
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"I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair."
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"When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy."
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"On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet."
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"No, the United States does not target civilians."
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"Well, the Empire State was about 40' high in the studio. King Kong was a little model about 2' high, and the scenery that he worked in was in proportion to his size."
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"But ya have to make videos in the States. Usually ours just look too serious. We haven't got it together."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few."
America
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."
Money
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