"To love one must focus one's heart on another."

"Starlight is best felt at noon..."

"IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible."

"An imaginary friend once asked me why Americans can't stand Russia. The answer was cold, deadly, silent, and, well expected. It's because in Soviet Russia nothing happens anymore, because it doesn't exist anymore. And Americans are all about happenings. If there isn't one " they don't go where it isn't, because there isn't anything to happen to them there."

"To fix hearts one must know one's own."

"All my friends are bums. We all gather round our camp-fire (in a can) and sing songs of togetherness as we cuddle, to preserve our warmth..."

"Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use."

"Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win."

"I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that's going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?"

"When one is just sad one should just be alone."

"I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation."

"Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains."

"If I were offering hip replacement services I'd use Jarod Kintz as my spokesman. No one can possibly be better than him, to replace the missing spoke in your wheels."

"Love can be simply the absence of tension."

"The best Christmas present you can give to your dead grandfather is not showing up until Easter. And telling no one about it. Especially not yourself."

"Home means always here..."

"The realest of cats love with all of their being..."

"Trees are where Nature has simply begun."

"If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life."

"And now, for something completely the same:Wasted time and wasted breath,'s what I'll make, until my death.Helping people 'd be as good,but I wouldn't, if I could.For the few that help deserve,have no need, or not the nerve,help from strangers to accept,plus from mine a few have wept.Wept from joy, or from despair,or just from my vengeful stare.Ways I have, to look at stupid,make them see I am not Cupid.Make them see they are in error,for of truth I am a bearer.Most decide I'm just a bear,mauling at them, - like I care."

"Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday."

"A smile is not to take, it's given."

"The meaning of life is to make life be more."

"I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think."

"Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not."

"A heart is all that didn't get removed."

"Whenever a river reaches the ocean, it waits to go back.."

"And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he'll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that."

"A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective."

"The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know..."

"If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of I, and I is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you."

"What's writ is what's read, yet the meaning is gone, since context is what gives each quote its own home."

"People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren't human."

"The fastest way to go home is to be home..."

"Rain is the purest of natural happenings."

"Meanings with no purpose are useful for meaningless debates on what the 'meaner' meant. And that's what #politics is all about - misreading."

"I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff " so 'How many robots can you afford? will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free."

"If it's public, it's not bonding."

"I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile."

"I'll catch any rose in my vase-shaped heart, then process it through my vascular system, until there's nothing left."

"To adore one has to yearn."

"I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones " neither."

"On building homes for fallen angels:When I was small - I sought a home,a place to go and rest my bones.Then founded something, of my own,I lived among the restless stones.If seeking leads you back to evil,what good is that, I asked a weevil.He said a home is what you make,it can't be real, if it is fake...And if you wait instead of seek,will you find love, or something bleak?I know (myself) for I have found,a beauty, hidden " in a sound.Waiting is boring.And so is exploring.A smile is sometimes all it takes.And then your whole world simply breaks."

"Nothing brings home closer than going home..."

"When one is in love one thinks only of one."

"Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?"

"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."

"The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit."

"Nostalgia is a longing for your home."

"Love can be found mainly amongst stars."