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"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."
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"Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's groin,' 'stop humping the Barcalounger,' 'do not bark violently for two hours at inanimate objects such as a flowerpot,' ' do not eat poop,' and 'if you must eat poop, then at least refrain from licking my face afterward'."
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"Capo, my first golden retriever, so loved to swim she once jumped off a cliff to get into Lake Superior."
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"I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them."
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"The best about cats is they love cannot feign..."
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"Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs."
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"I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig."
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"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."
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"Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole."
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"To have the wisdom is rarely achieved by seeking the knowledge."
Wisdom
"Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go."
Technology
"Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining."
Nature
"To find doesn't always require to search."
Discovery
"Always carry what is beautiful in your heart."
Positivity
"I want to be the most unsold, and the most unsought-after author, after I stop selling my fake name anagrams on the internet."
Creativity
"People decided that trees have no feelings."
Environment
"Love is always more than friendship."
Friendship
"When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow."
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