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"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."
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"I have two Iceland horses, a very hairy dog called Looney, and a guinea pig."
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"Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's groin,' 'stop humping the Barcalounger,' 'do not bark violently for two hours at inanimate objects such as a flowerpot,' ' do not eat poop,' and 'if you must eat poop, then at least refrain from licking my face afterward'."
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"The love of one cat simply can't be compared with the love of another.."
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