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Quotes by Entertainer

"Everything Michael Jackson does on stage is exactly right."

"I think that the majority of messages are validating messages to confirm the survival of conscious. And many times that validation message is negative or sad."

"For each episode the five of us are all wearing clothes by the same designer. It's a different designer for each episode, but for each one we're all wearing their clothes."

"We literally had all 10 teams alive for a playoff position in the final week of the season. That outstanding balance and those close races created a major surge in attendance in the last month of the season."

"Good writers are in the business of leaving signposts saying, Tour my world, see and feel it through my eyes; I am your guide."

"In all feats of fire-eating it should be noted that the head is thrown well back, so that the flame may pass out of the open mouth instead of up into the roof, as it would if the head were held naturally."

"There isn't a single windmill owner in Holland who doesn't have a second job, for when there is no wind."

"The one thing you don't want is that stale sound when you've done a line so much you can't find a fresh approach to it. Drop it."

"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."

"I gave the couple a hint of a design that would work great with the bones of their home. They weren't ready for it, and they embarrassed themselves and that's too bad."

"I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil."

"Police are reluctant to label a murder as a possible serial homicide."

"Errors of taste are very often the outward sign of a deep fault of sensibility."

"I'm always most excited about the job I'm doing at the present, and that's especially true about 'Price' because of my respect for the show and it's production team."

"Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth."

"That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment."

"When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why."

"Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy."

"In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport."

"My first book is really about heat. That book, for me, was an exploration of heat as ingredient. Why we don't talk about heat as an ingredient, I don't quite understand, because it is the common ingredient to all cooking processes."

"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."

"Other kids did drugs; I did crafts. I never knew where I fit in."

"I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch."

"If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice."

"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."

"Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal."

"I love the feeling of the fresh air on my face and the wind blowing through my hair."

"If you look at the Bible almost everything that was predicted, maybe everything, has come to pass."

"When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy."

"My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing."

"Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possibility."

"All serial killers want to win. They choose victims they can kill successfully."

"I know that I'm very lucky to be alive. For 35 or 40 years I've spilt my blood and broke my bones and spent years in hospitals."

"The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers."

"I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor."

"But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen."

"Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood."

"I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful."

"But there's always a Mass. It's not a formal Mass at all. We're sitting around her dining room table with wine and Eucharist and holding hands. It's very informal and small, but to me that's a wonderful way to have Mass."
Wine,

"Oh, gosh, okay... well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery."

"You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear."

"Storage is important. Whether it's cushions you only use outside in the summer, or blankets that only come out in the winter, you've always got to think of where to store them."

"I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time."

"Mom thinks I live in this dream world where everybody's Ivana Trump."
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