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"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."
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"We need a defense budget that's big enough to sustain an increase in the size of the Army."
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"I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it."
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"Critics are sentinels in the grand army of letters, stationed at the corners of newspapers and reviews, to challenge every new author."
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"A whole army, though they can neither write nor read, are not afraid of a platform, which they know is but earth or stone; nor of a cannon, which, without a hand to give fire to it, is but cold iron; therefore a whole army is afraid of one man."
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"Most of the services staff is for the larger corporations, not so much for small and medium businesses because they cannot afford an extensive services army."
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"Never try to take a fortified hill, especially if the Army on top is bigger than you are."
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"I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else."
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"Bring the army of the faithful through."
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"We'll free every slave in every town and region. Can anybody get a bigger army than that?"
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"Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
Character
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Debate
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
People
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
Amusement
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