"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength."

"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter."

"When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27."

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions."

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline."

"Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint."

"There's only one word for that - magic darts!"