"You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?"

"I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch."

"You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry."

"I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting."

"I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you."

"I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal."

"When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes."

"Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it."

"There are no limits, love, there are no limits."