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Quotes by British Authors

"The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable."
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Jasper Fforde
"The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable."
"Each story we approach in the same way, with curiosity and interest and determination to get behind the image."
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Martin Bashir
"Each story we approach in the same way, with curiosity and interest and determination to get behind the image."
"It seemed that rebellion must have an unassailable base, something guarded not merely from attack, but from the fear of it: such a base as we had in the Red Sea Parts, the desert, or in the minds of the men we converted to our creed."
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T. E. Lawrence
"It seemed that rebellion must have an unassailable base, something guarded not merely from attack, but from the fear of it: such a base as we had in the Red Sea Parts, the desert, or in the minds of the men we converted to our creed."
"Ice dance should not be seen as a rigid conformist form of figure skating. There is a great deal of freedom and originality to be had."
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Robin Cousins
"Ice dance should not be seen as a rigid conformist form of figure skating. There is a great deal of freedom and originality to be had."
"A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can."
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Jane Austen
"A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can."
"I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
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Lawrence Durrell
"I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
"Through a strange kind of geographic arrogance, Europeans like to think that the world was a silent, dark, unknown place until they trooped out and discovered it."
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Tahir Shah
"Through a strange kind of geographic arrogance, Europeans like to think that the world was a silent, dark, unknown place until they trooped out and discovered it."
"When a benevolent mind contemplates the republic of Lycurgus, its admiration is mixed with a degree of horror."
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Thomas Day
"When a benevolent mind contemplates the republic of Lycurgus, its admiration is mixed with a degree of horror."
"If you want to be watched by governments, all you have to do is tell people that you research radiation."
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Steven Magee
"If you want to be watched by governments, all you have to do is tell people that you research radiation."
"All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person."
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Graham Chapman
"All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person."
"The team should have implicit confidence in the captain's decisions."
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Lord Mountbatten
"The team should have implicit confidence in the captain's decisions."
"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
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Henry Longhurst
"Playing golf is like learning a foreign language."
"Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition."
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Jasper Fforde
"Prejudice is a product of ignorance that hides behind barriers of tradition."
"Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself."
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Alan Moore
"Artists use lies to tell the truth. Yes, I created a lie. But because you believed it, you found something true about yourself."
"The more you give the less your poor."
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Benny Bellamacina
"The more you give the less your poor."
"I've had much nastier things said about me in the British press than in the Bosnian press."
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Paddy Ashdown
"I've had much nastier things said about me in the British press than in the Bosnian press."
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"Very good wine was bought at ten pounds per pipe, the contract price; but the superior quality was fifteen pounds; and some of this was not much inferior to the best London Madeira."
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William Bligh
"Very good wine was bought at ten pounds per pipe, the contract price; but the superior quality was fifteen pounds; and some of this was not much inferior to the best London Madeira."
"Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession."
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Charles Lyell
"Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession."
"It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child."
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Tracey Ullman
"It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a child."
"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities - because it is the quality which guarantees all others."
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Joseph Chamberlain
"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities - because it is the quality which guarantees all others."
"Dread remorse when you are tempted to err, Miss Eyre; remorse is the poison of life."
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Charlotte Bronte
"Dread remorse when you are tempted to err, Miss Eyre; remorse is the poison of life."
"I like going to the gym every day."
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Frank Bruno
"I like going to the gym every day."
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"Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date."
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Cilla Black
"Well it has been very exciting and very changing as well. Celebrating the 40th year and having the album out and the Channel 4 documentary and I resigned from Blind Date."
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"Pull the good out of it and not worry about the drawbacks."
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Chris Squire
"Pull the good out of it and not worry about the drawbacks."
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"Actual human discourse happens within a number of contexts, not in some sort of unified public forum."
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Rowan D. Williams
"Actual human discourse happens within a number of contexts, not in some sort of unified public forum."
"I think I've still got a bit of a sado-masochistic streak in me, because if I'm not going to be restricted by corsets and covered in lace, then I still wind up wearing an ape-mask over my face. I do wonder how I get myself in these situations!"
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Helena Bonham Carter
"I think I've still got a bit of a sado-masochistic streak in me, because if I'm not going to be restricted by corsets and covered in lace, then I still wind up wearing an ape-mask over my face. I do wonder how I get myself in these situations!"
"Affirmations: "I love & respect my mind, body, spirit." & "I do what best nurtures all parts of myself." & "I thrive on wholeness." Namaste!"
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Jay Woodman
"Affirmations: "I love & respect my mind, body, spirit." & "I do what best nurtures all parts of myself." & "I thrive on wholeness." Namaste!"
"One said of suicide, As long as one has brains one should not blow them out. And another answered, But when one has ceased to have them, too often one cannot."
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F. H. Bradley
"One said of suicide, As long as one has brains one should not blow them out. And another answered, But when one has ceased to have them, too often one cannot."
"Why do we have this desire to tease the innocent? Is it envy?"
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Graham Greene
"Why do we have this desire to tease the innocent? Is it envy?"
"It is almost a definition of a gentleman to say that he is one who never inflicts pain."
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John Henry Newman
"It is almost a definition of a gentleman to say that he is one who never inflicts pain."
"Fire's the sun, unwindin' itself out o' the wood."
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David Mitchell
"Fire's the sun, unwindin' itself out o' the wood."
"The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell."
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Bertrand Russell
"The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell."
"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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Richard Steele
"A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband."
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"Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword."
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Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
"Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword."
"We carry within us the wonders we seek without us."
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Thomas Browne
"We carry within us the wonders we seek without us."
"My earliest professional musical experiences were really as a session player, and every day was an adventure. Three sessions a day, every day, and you never knew who you would be working with until you arrived at the studio."
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Rick Wakeman
"My earliest professional musical experiences were really as a session player, and every day was an adventure. Three sessions a day, every day, and you never knew who you would be working with until you arrived at the studio."
"They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?"
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Princess Diana
"They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?"
"I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me."
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Tracey Ullman
"I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me."
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"Children can write poetry and then, unless they're poets, they stop when reach puberty."
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Dennis Potter
"Children can write poetry and then, unless they're poets, they stop when reach puberty."
"I am somewhat exhausted, I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?"
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Arthur Conan Doyle
"I am somewhat exhausted, I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?"
"I was always playing the Hammond Organ back to front even during the days of the Nice, going back to 1968. Really what I was doing there, was choosing notes at random and trying to make some sense of them, improvising back to front."
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Keith Emerson
"I was always playing the Hammond Organ back to front even during the days of the Nice, going back to 1968. Really what I was doing there, was choosing notes at random and trying to make some sense of them, improvising back to front."
"We must not expect a full-scale peaceful revolution every time a Labour Government is elected."
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Roy Jenkins
"We must not expect a full-scale peaceful revolution every time a Labour Government is elected."
"America slept because most Americans preferred it that way."
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Ferdinand Mount
"America slept because most Americans preferred it that way."
"Dinner a time when . . . one should eat wisely but not too well and talk well but not too wisely."
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W. Somerset Maugham
"Dinner a time when . . . one should eat wisely but not too well and talk well but not too wisely."
"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
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Rory Bremner
"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
"Surgeons are a singular brotherhood, Adam. To us, people aren't sacred beings crafted in the Almighty's image, no, people are joints of meat; diseased, leathery meat, yes, but meat ready for the skewer & the spit." He mimicked my usual voice, very well. "'But why *me*, Henry, are we not friends?' Well, Adam, even friends are made out of meat."
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David Mitchell
"Surgeons are a singular brotherhood, Adam. To us, people aren't sacred beings crafted in the Almighty's image, no, people are joints of meat; diseased, leathery meat, yes, but meat ready for the skewer & the spit." He mimicked my usual voice, very well. "'But why *me*, Henry, are we not friends?' Well, Adam, even friends are made out of meat."
"Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom."
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Bertrand Russell
"Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom."
"If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are."
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Cat Stevens
"If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, cause there's a million ways to be, you know that there are."
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"But the answer to how to live is to stop thinking about it. And just to live. But you're doing that anyway. However you intellectualise it, you still just live."
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Damien Hirst
"But the answer to how to live is to stop thinking about it. And just to live. But you're doing that anyway. However you intellectualise it, you still just live."
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"It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living."
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David Attenborough
"It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living."
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