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"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
Thomas Nagel
"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
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"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
Eugene Wigner
"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
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"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker
"The computer is a moron."
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"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
Edsger Dijkstra
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
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"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
Sydney J. Harris
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
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"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
Demetri Martin
"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
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"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
Carrie Underwood
"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Andy Rooney
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul R. Ehrlich
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
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"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
Robert Patterson
"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
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"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
John Cale
"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
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"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."
Erma Bombeck
"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up."
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"Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
Edsger Dijkstra
"Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
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"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
Jerry Brown
"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
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"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
Ted Nelson
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
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"I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now."
Jimmy Carl Black
"I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now."
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"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
Jo Stafford
"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
Isaac Asimov
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
Herbert Simon
"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
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"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
Greg Egan
"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
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"CGI is done after the film is done. It's through the computer. Most of the film is not computer-generated special effects. Most of it is that creature that is in the room with you."
Sanaa Lathan
"CGI is done after the film is done. It's through the computer. Most of the film is not computer-generated special effects. Most of it is that creature that is in the room with you."
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"The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I can modem the painting to the printer over the phone lines from my house in Hawaii."
Buffy Sainte-Marie
"The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I can modem the painting to the printer over the phone lines from my house in Hawaii."
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"Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us."
Jef Raskin
"Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us."
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"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
Mordechai Vanunu
"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
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"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
Norman Ralph Augustine
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
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"A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human."
Alan Turing
"A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human."
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"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
Jimmy Carter
"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
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"The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired."
Major Owens
"The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired."
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"When we draw on the tablet, the drawing shows up on the computer screen. If we have chosen to tell the computer that the stylist is to behave like a piece of chalk, or a pen, or a wet brush, it will."
Buffy Sainte-Marie
"When we draw on the tablet, the drawing shows up on the computer screen. If we have chosen to tell the computer that the stylist is to behave like a piece of chalk, or a pen, or a wet brush, it will."
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"Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village."
Thabo Mbeki
"Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village."
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"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
Martina Hingis
"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
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"At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff."
Steve Wozniak
"At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff."
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"I use a really simple calendar program on my computer."
Jamie Zawinski
"I use a really simple calendar program on my computer."
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"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
Dan Rather
"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
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"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
Jean Rostand
"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
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"Coming back to the topic of computer security, the TCP Wrapper is an example of such a safety net. I wrote it when my systems were under attack by someone who appeared to walk through walls."
Wietse Venema
"Coming back to the topic of computer security, the TCP Wrapper is an example of such a safety net. I wrote it when my systems were under attack by someone who appeared to walk through walls."
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"Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders."
Tony Visconti
"Computers have virtually replaced tape recorders."
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
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"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
Larry Ellison
"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
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"But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it."
Jack Vance
"But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it."
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"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
Christian Slater
"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
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"On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to have a machine that does a million steps per second, a mechanical system that works at computer speeds."
K. Eric Drexler
"On the molecular scale, you find it's reasonable to have a machine that does a million steps per second, a mechanical system that works at computer speeds."
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"That's the new way - with computers, computers, computers. That's the way we can have the cell survive and get some new information in high resolution. We started about five years ago and, today, I think we have reached the target."
Lennart Nilsson
"That's the new way - with computers, computers, computers. That's the way we can have the cell survive and get some new information in high resolution. We started about five years ago and, today, I think we have reached the target."
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"I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National."
Norma McCorvey
"I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National."
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"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
Donald Knuth
"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
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"Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs."
Seth Lloyd
"Computers are famous for being able to do complicated things starting from simple programs."
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"What I try to do is factor in how people use computers, what people's problems are, and how these technologies can get applied to those problems. Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information."
John Warnock
"What I try to do is factor in how people use computers, what people's problems are, and how these technologies can get applied to those problems. Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information."
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"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
Rory Bremner
"If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it."
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"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
Mark Rylance
"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
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"In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them."
Rosamund Pike
"In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them."
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