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"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
Thomas Nagel
"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
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"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
Sydney J. Harris
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
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"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker
"The computer is a moron."
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"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
Demetri Martin
"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul R. Ehrlich
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
Isaac Asimov
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
John Cale
"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
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"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
Ted Nelson
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
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"Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society."
Kent Conrad
"Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society."
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"I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager."
Eugene Jarvis
"I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager."
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"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
Eugene Wigner
"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
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"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
Martina Hingis
"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
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"A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage."
Robert McNamara
"A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage."
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"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
Carrie Underwood
"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
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"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
Mordechai Vanunu
"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
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"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
Norman Ralph Augustine
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
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"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
Jo Stafford
"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
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"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
Herbert Simon
"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
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"It would be very discouraging if somewhere down the line you could ask a computer if the Riemann hypothesis is correct and it said, 'Yes, it is true, but you won't be able to understand the proof.'"
Ronald Graham
"It would be very discouraging if somewhere down the line you could ask a computer if the Riemann hypothesis is correct and it said, 'Yes, it is true, but you won't be able to understand the proof.'"
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"Computers and electronic music are not the opposite of the warm human music. It's exactly the same."
Bill Laswell
"Computers and electronic music are not the opposite of the warm human music. It's exactly the same."
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"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
Jimmy Carter
"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
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"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"
Matthew McConaughey
"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"
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"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
Greg Egan
"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
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"Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them."
Julia Louis Dreyfus
"Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them."
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"While at Cal Tech I talked a lot with Jon Mathews, then a junior faculty member; he taught me how to use the Institute's computer; we also went on hikes together."
Kenneth G. Wilson
"While at Cal Tech I talked a lot with Jon Mathews, then a junior faculty member; he taught me how to use the Institute's computer; we also went on hikes together."
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"Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer."
Roberta Williams
"Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer."
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"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
Christian Slater
"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
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"The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash."
James Chiles
"The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash."
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
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"In 1975 I met Alison Brown and in 1982 we were married. She works for Cornell Computer Services."
Kenneth G. Wilson
"In 1975 I met Alison Brown and in 1982 we were married. She works for Cornell Computer Services."
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"Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think."
Dixie Carter
"Learning can take place in the backyard if there is a human being there who cares about the child. Before learning computers, children should learn to read first. They should sit around the dinner table and hear what their parents have to say and think."
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"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
Donald Knuth
"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
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"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
Robert Patterson
"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
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"In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them."
Rosamund Pike
"In the original computer game of Doom, you not only have to kill things. You have to pulverise them."
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"We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable."
Nick Park
"We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and computers make that world even more believable."
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"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
Edsger Dijkstra
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
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"I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but I haven't crossed over into the internet world. I'm old-fashioned, I guess."
Katie Holmes
"I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but I haven't crossed over into the internet world. I'm old-fashioned, I guess."
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"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
Jerry Brown
"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
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"I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is."
Michael Biehn
"I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is."
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"Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself."
Alain Robert
"Modern people are only willing to believe in their computers, while I believe in myself."
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"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games."
Eugene Jarvis
"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games."
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"95% on content and the computer language remains the same."
Steve McConnell
"95% on content and the computer language remains the same."
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"The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one, in which information is given well-defined meaning, better enabling computers and people to work in cooperation."
Tim Berners Lee
"The Semantic Web is not a separate Web but an extension of the current one, in which information is given well-defined meaning, better enabling computers and people to work in cooperation."
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"The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I can modem the painting to the printer over the phone lines from my house in Hawaii."
Buffy Sainte-Marie
"The paintings are transferred from my computer to a disk, and I can hand it to the printer this way; or I can modem the painting to the printer over the phone lines from my house in Hawaii."
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"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
Larry Ellison
"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
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"Well, the big products in electronics in the '50s were radio and television. The first big computers were just beginning to come in and represented the most logical market for us to work in."
Jack Kilby
"Well, the big products in electronics in the '50s were radio and television. The first big computers were just beginning to come in and represented the most logical market for us to work in."
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"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
Mark Rylance
"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
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"The guitar is a much more efficient machine than a computer. More responsive."
Colin Greenwood
"The guitar is a much more efficient machine than a computer. More responsive."
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Andy Rooney
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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"Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade people's privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information."
Darrell Issa
"Every ISP is being attacked, maliciously both from in the United States and outside of the United States, by those who want to invade people's privacy. But more importantly they want to take control of computers, they want to hack them, they want to steal information."
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