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"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker
"The computer is a moron."
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"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
Sydney J. Harris
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers."
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"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
Thomas Nagel
"Eventually, I believe, current attempts to understand the mind by analogy with man-made computers that can perform superbly some of the same external tasks as conscious beings will be recognized as a gigantic waste of time."
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"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
Eugene Wigner
"It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too."
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Andy Rooney
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
Demetri Martin
"Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest."
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul R. Ehrlich
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
Isaac Asimov
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
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"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
Carrie Underwood
"I've never really been anywhere, and now I get to go everywhere. I just have to make sure there's enough memory on my computer to hold all my pictures."
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"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
Ted Nelson
"The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do."
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"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
John Cale
"The value of having a computer, to me, is that it'll remember everything you do. It's a databank."
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"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
Mordechai Vanunu
"We can just assume they have much more and powerful, more advanced technology, all the new computers, everything could be much more easier and help them to build much more and many more nuclear weapons."
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"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
Martina Hingis
"Honestly, I'm more into the computer, the Internet, and checking out scores or the news."
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"Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us."
Jef Raskin
"Right now, computers, which are supposed to be our servant, are oppressing us."
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"Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society."
Kent Conrad
"Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society."
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"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
Jo Stafford
"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it."
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"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
Jerry Brown
"I like computers. I like the Internet. It's a tool that can be used. But don't be misled into thinking that these technologies are anything other than aspects of a degenerate economic system."
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"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"
Matthew McConaughey
"No computer, no gadget, no trickery. I am an animal, it is a plant. I will beat the weed!"
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"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
Greg Egan
"Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now. Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers; essentially, a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software."
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"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
Mark Rylance
"Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something."
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"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
Norman Ralph Augustine
"One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'"
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"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
Robert Patterson
"I am a composer, horn player, and computer programmer."
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"I use a really simple calendar program on my computer."
Jamie Zawinski
"I use a really simple calendar program on my computer."
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"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
Jimmy Carter
"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world."
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"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
Edsger Dijkstra
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
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"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
Christian Slater
"I think games are starting to branch out. It's not just guys sitting at their computer stations. Games are so fun, that everybody gets into them a little bit."
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"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
Dan Rather
"To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer."
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"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
Larry Ellison
"Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build."
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"Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them."
Julia Louis Dreyfus
"Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the same oceans, the same mountains and rivers. We are all equally responsible for protecting them."
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"You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize."
Gary Coleman
"You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize."
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"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
Herbert Simon
"I don't care how big and fast computers are, they're not as big and fast as the world."
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"Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer."
Roberta Williams
"Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer."
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"It would be very discouraging if somewhere down the line you could ask a computer if the Riemann hypothesis is correct and it said, 'Yes, it is true, but you won't be able to understand the proof.'"
Ronald Graham
"It would be very discouraging if somewhere down the line you could ask a computer if the Riemann hypothesis is correct and it said, 'Yes, it is true, but you won't be able to understand the proof.'"
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"A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage."
Robert McNamara
"A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage."
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"I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National."
Norma McCorvey
"I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National."
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"I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager."
Eugene Jarvis
"I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager."
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"I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems."
Roger McGough
"I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems."
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"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
Donald Knuth
"In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field."
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"At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff."
Steve Wozniak
"At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff."
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"The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash."
James Chiles
"The rise of computer crime and armed robbery has not eliminated the lure of caged cash."
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"Certainly, because the computer and computer language was still not as common as it is today. That's one of the reasons I believe Tron wasn't as popular back then as it is today."
Bruce Boxleitner
"Certainly, because the computer and computer language was still not as common as it is today. That's one of the reasons I believe Tron wasn't as popular back then as it is today."
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"Computers and electronic music are not the opposite of the warm human music. It's exactly the same."
Bill Laswell
"Computers and electronic music are not the opposite of the warm human music. It's exactly the same."
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"Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village."
Thabo Mbeki
"Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village."
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"If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools."
Mike Davidson
"If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools."
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"A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human."
Alan Turing
"A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human."
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"I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but I haven't crossed over into the internet world. I'm old-fashioned, I guess."
Katie Holmes
"I'm not computer literate. I e-mail. I know how to get on the Web, but I haven't crossed over into the internet world. I'm old-fashioned, I guess."
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"While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed."
Timothy Murphy
"While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed."
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"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
Jean Rostand
"Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
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"When we draw on the tablet, the drawing shows up on the computer screen. If we have chosen to tell the computer that the stylist is to behave like a piece of chalk, or a pen, or a wet brush, it will."
Buffy Sainte-Marie
"When we draw on the tablet, the drawing shows up on the computer screen. If we have chosen to tell the computer that the stylist is to behave like a piece of chalk, or a pen, or a wet brush, it will."
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