"Sometimes you may have nothing yet without hope you've got less."

"Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier."

"If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place."

"Lifes like a painters palette, just when you've got everything worked out the colours change."

"When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine."

"Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out."

"Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god."

"The ball and chain of creativity has no key."

"Lets Rock Cancer's World."

"If you're given a dirty look, wash it and give it back."

"Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive."

"Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you."

"My philosophical heart will not judge thee."

"Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else."

"Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else's is unhygienic."

"The best way to move forward is to stop."

"When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up."

"Being under pressure is great, if it's all in the right place."

"If you forget who you've become remember who you are."

"You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less."

"In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need."

"People are like the waves, all similar, none the same."

"Lose weight, eat backwards."

"Never worry if you're excluded from the circle, sometimes it's full of squares."

"Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full."

"Old age is not just for grown up's."

"Education is meaningless without manners."

"I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind."

"Being kind is not hereditary."

"Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.And you will see my children, your smile will never let you down."

"A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin."

"Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye."

"Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier."

"There's no greater show on earth than observing human nature."

"The more you give the less your poor."

"When you can't get what you want, get what you need."

"When you don't fit in anymore, eat less."

"Frame everything and some of it will become art."

"If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion."

"When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!"

"Think before you speak, unless it's urgent."

"Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are."

"A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine."

"Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door."

"I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few."

"Always let your heart sing, no musical talent needed."

"I've been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff."

"When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top."

"Everyone's face is odd, because we only get one."

"If you can't make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead."