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Kids Quotes


"Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there."


"When the ball dropped in 1999, I was holding dough and champagne in my hands and holding my kids."
Kids,


"Will Smith is young, he's cool and my kids have his CDs."


"Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name."


"I have an almost seven year old... I think it's essential to be consistent with kids. And truthful, without scaring them. I could go on for hours on this one."


"Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant."


"I've always played with kids that were five, six, seven years older than me."


"We'd go to the fraternity house. It was a good place to practice. But we really wanted the kids to overhear us. And whoever heard us would go nuts over it."


"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."


"I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they can live healthy, safe, productive, creative and prosperous lives."


"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."


"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."


"I do tend to lose track since the kids are out of school."


"I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s."


"Your kids inevitably want to move where they had their vacations when they were younger."


"We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by."


"Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently at all just because I'm on television."


"I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV."
Kids,


"The kids really enjoy what they do. I check with them constantly to make sure that they're really happy to be there."
Kids,


"Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught."


"I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids. It's going to be a big mess over that."


"I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids."


"I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting."


"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."


"I advise all the young kids to not overwork. You can't be out there blowing hard. You have to pace yourself."
Kids,



"The most important thing we stressed is that we want those kids to be productive citizens."


"I used to go to school in Manhattan with a bunch of the City Kids."
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