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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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Personal Development
"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
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Personal Development
"I suppose what's unique about our presentation is the amount of Scripture that kids get."
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Personal Development
"The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it."
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Personal Development
"I think what's happening here is, there's a group or maybe one person who is saying this is gonna be the definition and this is what we want to get the kids to do now."
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Personal Development
"I won't be having any more kids, though. Four is enough."
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Personal Development
"If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want."
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Personal Development
"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"I want to live 50 more years. I'm 33 years old... and I want to live to at least be 80 and see my kids grow up and see my grandkids. That's important to me."
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"Kids' views are often just as valid as the teachers'. The best teachers are the ones that know that."
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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
Health
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
Country
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
Humor
"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself."
Day
"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
Luck
"If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Work
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Children
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
American
"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Inflation
"A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in."
Day
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