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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."

"Nobody got Punk'd and he was still in his season for that show when we were filming. So the kids were very aware that it was filming and that was his show and they were very much on the lookout for that."

"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."

"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."

"Yes, there was nothing else to do to get you high. I mean, there was, but white kids didn't hear about it."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
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