"Do your kids a favor - don't have any."

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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."

Ursula K. Le Guin, American Writer

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"Kids - in a really good way - can talk about their differences without the baggage that adults have."

Jim McKay, American Journalist

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Susan Powter, American Celebrity

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Mark Ruffalo, American Actor

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Jenny McCarthy, American Model

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"The Twilight Zone' wasn't around with the kids. They think going up in space is neat. Within their lifetime, there will be paying passengers on the shuttle."

Christa McAuliffe, American Astronaut

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"I would take plays and I would cut out all the other dialogue and make long monologues because I felt the other kids weren't taking it as seriously as I did."

Sally Field, American Actress

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"By looking at the questions the kids are asking, we learn the scope of what needs to be done."

Buffy Sainte-Marie, Canadian Singer

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"Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds."

Eric Wilson, American Musician

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"Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything."

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"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."

"Kids - in a really good way - can talk about their differences without the baggage that adults have."

"I'm not a role model to my kids. They're a role model to me."

"Commercials that are geared towards kids. I think they should just, like, wipe them out."

"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."

"The Twilight Zone' wasn't around with the kids. They think going up in space is neat. Within their lifetime, there will be paying passengers on the shuttle."

"I would take plays and I would cut out all the other dialogue and make long monologues because I felt the other kids weren't taking it as seriously as I did."

"By looking at the questions the kids are asking, we learn the scope of what needs to be done."

"Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds."

"Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything."

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"If you can laugh together, you can work together."

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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."

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