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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
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"We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by."
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"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."
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"Kids know me from their Grease DVD, so they instantly respond. You can hear a pin drop when I do my old songs."
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"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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"I have an audience that goes from kids to seventy year olds."
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"Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us."
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"You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never. They always say, 'We can't believe it happened here. We can't believe it's these suburban white kids.' It's only them!"
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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
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"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Dogs

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
England

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
Direction

"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued."
Kids

"I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money."
Love

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Age

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
Money

"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
Israel

"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Heart
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