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"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."
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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."

"Nobody got Punk'd and he was still in his season for that show when we were filming. So the kids were very aware that it was filming and that was his show and they were very much on the lookout for that."

"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."

"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."

"Yes, there was nothing else to do to get you high. I mean, there was, but white kids didn't hear about it."
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