"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."

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"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."

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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."

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"The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it."

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