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"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."
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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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"My kids are now the most popular kids in their school."
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"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
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"We still want to idealize moms, and sometimes we want to idealize actresses who are moms, too. I know that's something I've experienced, but we're all just doing the best we can and we're all trying to raise our kids and talk to them about everything that needs to be discussed."
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"Everybody around the world wants to send their kids to our universities. But nobody wants to send their kids here to public school."
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"As kids, we traded 'I like Ike' and 'All the way with Adlai' buttons in elementary school."
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"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."
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"But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television."
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"The Twilight Zone' wasn't around with the kids. They think going up in space is neat. Within their lifetime, there will be paying passengers on the shuttle."
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"When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room."
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"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."
Kids
"There's no drama like wrestling."
Drama
"My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?"
Age
"If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it."
People
"I never told a joke in my life."
Life
"I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut-or get angry from the gut."
People
"What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality."
People
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