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"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."
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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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"If I don't see my kids for six days, I start to get withdrawal pains."
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"I have an almost seven year old... I think it's essential to be consistent with kids. And truthful, without scaring them. I could go on for hours on this one."
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"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"We still want to idealize moms, and sometimes we want to idealize actresses who are moms, too. I know that's something I've experienced, but we're all just doing the best we can and we're all trying to raise our kids and talk to them about everything that needs to be discussed."
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"I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt."
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"Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin."
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"We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by."
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"We are shaping young kids to be leaders in their communities and also to be healthier."
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"There was no language barrier when it came to kids, and when it came to play."
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"I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut-or get angry from the gut."
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"My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should be sad. When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days. Can you imagine that?"
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"What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality."
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"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."
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"If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it."
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"When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room."
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"There's no drama like wrestling."
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"I never told a joke in my life."
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