"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

"I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind."

"I've made my peace with myself."

"It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much."

"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care."

"I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars."

"I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business."

"My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother."

"When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was."

"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."