"It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He might never have become one of the greatest leaders of all time."

"I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots."

"I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people."

"I don't think business news is just for old white men with money."

"I want to democratize business news."

"We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense."

"I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS."

"My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well."

"It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day."

"The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas."

"The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product."

"The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a little bit crazy."

"The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending."

"Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't be a big deal?"

"We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference."

"There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you."

"I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it."

"If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!"

"We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things."

"I'll rail against what I think is wrong."

"I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine."

"It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service."

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

"A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat."