"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

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"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen."

James Howell, British Writer

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"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

Hedy Lamarr, Austrian Actress

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"You know, I do not think it is necessarily looks, I do not think I am the prettiest girl... Everyone has something that is their asset, some have the hair, some have the cheekbones, others have the lips. But once you know what is your asset, then you should capitalize on it."

Blu Cantrell, American Musician

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"Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair."

Paula Cole, American Musician

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"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"

Joel Madden, American Musician

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"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."

Hillary Clinton, American Politician

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"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again."

Evan Dando, American Musician

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"We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup."

Joan Greenwood, British Actress

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"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

Alison Bechdel, American Cartoonist

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"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."

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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."

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"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."

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"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."

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"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

"One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen."

"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

"You know, I do not think it is necessarily looks, I do not think I am the prettiest girl... Everyone has something that is their asset, some have the hair, some have the cheekbones, others have the lips. But once you know what is your asset, then you should capitalize on it."

"Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair."

"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"

"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."

"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again."

"We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup."

"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

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"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."

"I was born nine months premature."

"Did you know that today will never be tomorrow."

"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."

"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"

"A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock."

"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."

"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."

"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."

"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."