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"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
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"The '80s were the worst period. You had these horrible pop bands growing their hair and calling themselves metal."
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"I want a part where I can use my own hair, my own voice, and maybe even be literate."
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"What I really wanted to know, though, was what it was like to be a geisha? Where do you sleep? What do you eat? How do you have your hair done?"
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"I had long hair when I was a teenager."
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"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."
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"When I cut my hair, the whole sound changed, my style changed."
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"It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out."
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"I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted."
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"The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy."
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"Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap."
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"People read me but they don't subscribe."
People
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
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"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
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"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
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"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
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