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"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

"I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions."

"I felt like the dark hair added like a toughness to my face also, which was really important."
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"You know us crazy kids. We'll do anything crazy to our hair."
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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."

"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."

"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
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