"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

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"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

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"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

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"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

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"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again."

Evan Dando, American Musician

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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

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"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

"The beautiful uncut hair of graves."

"Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist."

"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory."

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

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"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."

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"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."

"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."