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"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
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"We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair."
"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."
"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."
"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."
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"Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders."
"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."
"I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead."
"I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session."
"I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large."
"I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there."
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