"I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly."

"I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now."

"I like to walk around my apartment naked. I like sitting around in the nude watching sports, actually."

"I wish I had Wonder Woman's magic lasso like her to make people tell the truth."

"My greatest fear is flying. And I do a lot of flying, so that's a bummer."

"If we can send a man to the moon, then why don't we send a woman?"

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."