"I have no detectable hair style."

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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

Seneca, Roman Philosopher

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"The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy."

Billy Barty, American Actor

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"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

Carter Burwell, American Composer

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"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"The beautiful uncut hair of graves."

Walt Whitman, American Poet

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"Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist."

Jill Dando, British Journalist

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"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

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"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

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"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

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"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again."

Evan Dando, American Musician

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"To be famous and broke is hard."

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"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

Fight

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

Relationship

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

Entertainment

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."

Trying

"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."

Money

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

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"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

"The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy."

"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."

"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

"The beautiful uncut hair of graves."

"Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist."

"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory."

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

"I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again."

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"To be famous and broke is hard."

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."

"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."

"My career is just kind of crazy."

"It's funny because it's funny."

"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."

"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."