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"I have no detectable hair style."
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"It's been fascinating watching all those pictures of me with a lot more hair Jeremy, and looking very young. And we've all got things we've said, twenty, thirty years ago, indeed the whole world has changed since then."
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"We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair."
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"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
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"Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all that. It's OK. All you have to do is look neat when you have to look neat."
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"You know us crazy kids. We'll do anything crazy to our hair."
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"To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?"
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"One guy wanted an outline of my foot. Another guy wanted locks of my hair."
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"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."
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"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush."
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"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
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"There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all."
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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
Country

"I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder."
Fight

"I have no detectable hair style."
Hair

"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
Success

"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
Being

"To be famous and broke is hard."
Famous

"It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it."
Trying

"I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those."
Relationship

"It's funny because it's funny."
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