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David Spade

"I have no detectable hair style."

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"I have no detectable hair style."

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"There's many a man has more hair than wit."

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"One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen."

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"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

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"You know, I do not think it is necessarily looks, I do not think I am the prettiest girl... Everyone has something that is their asset, some have the hair, some have the cheekbones, others have the lips. But once you know what is your asset, then you should capitalize on it."

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"It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out."

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"Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair."

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Asa Don Brown

"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"

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Asa Don Brown

"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."

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Asa Don Brown

"It's been fascinating watching all those pictures of me with a lot more hair Jeremy, and looking very young. And we've all got things we've said, twenty, thirty years ago, indeed the whole world has changed since then."

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"The name of my condition is Cartilage Hair Syndrome Hypoplasia, but you can just call me Billy."

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"It's funny because it's funny."
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"In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."
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"Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'"
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"To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee."
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