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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
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"One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen."

"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

"You know, I do not think it is necessarily looks, I do not think I am the prettiest girl... Everyone has something that is their asset, some have the hair, some have the cheekbones, others have the lips. But once you know what is your asset, then you should capitalize on it."
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"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"
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"Every president, if you watch what they look like when they come into office, you can see their hair turn white because it's such a hard job."
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"I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter."

"It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time."

"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

"I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there."

"Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror."

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."

"When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless."
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