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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
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"I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking."
"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."
"One hair of a woman can draw more than a hundred pair of oxen."
"Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair."
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"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."
"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate."
"I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter."
"I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there."
"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
"I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation."
"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."
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