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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
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"For years I had my hair parted down the middle in a ponytail, tucked down around the sides... Well, I went and cut the bangs, and I've been wearing them ever since. They say it's my trademark."

"I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair."
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"Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman."

"I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."

"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year."
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