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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
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"In mainstream romantic comedies, I'm usually tearing my hair out. It's just a devastatingly difficult genre for me."
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"I hate the only one of my book jackets when I was made up professionally, my hair made into a smooth bell."
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"Yet I've discovered that how I look is not a function of anything as ephemeral as my hair."
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"One guy wanted an outline of my foot. Another guy wanted locks of my hair."
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"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."
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"I have no detectable hair style."
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"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."
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"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
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"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
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"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"
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"There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation."
Life

"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."
Work

"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate."
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"When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless."
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"I just feed off the energy of the audience."
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"I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently."
Life

"I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter."
People

"I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there."
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"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."
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"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."
Comedy
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