"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

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"Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt."

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Computer

"The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough."

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