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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
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"Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that."
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"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark."
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"First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter's Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones."
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"Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs."
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"I just couldn't live without dogs."
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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."
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"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
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"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."
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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."
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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."
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"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
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"I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you."
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"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
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"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."
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"Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of."
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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
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