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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
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"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards."
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"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."
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"I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs."
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"Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine."
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"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."
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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
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"You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin."
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"I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign."
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"You cannot teach old dogs new tricks."
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"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."
Time
"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."
Humor
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
Food
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
Purpose
"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
People
"Elephants and grandchildren never forget."
Wisdom
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
Death
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
Dogs
"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."
Politics
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
Truth
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