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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
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"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark."
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"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
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"I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs."
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"Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House."
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"I just couldn't live without dogs."
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"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
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"Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine."
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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."
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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."
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"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs."
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"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."
People
"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
People
"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
Government
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones."
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"I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you."
Purpose
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
Truth
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Computer
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
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"I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points."
Time
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
Food
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