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"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."
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"Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that."
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"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark."
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"First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter's Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones."
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"Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs."
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"I just couldn't live without dogs."
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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."
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"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
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"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."
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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."
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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."
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